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| All I have right now is the lyrics to the opening song. I will try and finish this as soon as PAUL gives me my tapes back. |
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| The State`s 43rd Halloween Special Theme Song: |
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| One, two, three,...four! |
| It's the Halloween Special |
| We're decking the halls |
| We're digging our own graves |
| And we're waxing our balls |
| CBS is anxious |
| They're all in a fuss |
| They scraped the bottom of the barrel |
| Until they found us |
| They've promised us a series |
| If this last one goes well |
| We've got a better chance |
| Of making snowmen in hell |
| The dwarf you just saw, |
| He's working for free |
| It was the last favor we could pull |
| In the showbiz industry |
| Mac Davis turned CBS down |
| Doug Henning turned CBS down |
| The Osmonds couldn't be found,... |
| For the 43rd year in a row |
| We had no place better to go |
| We know you're not watching at home |
| So we might just show you |
| Color bars and tone |
| Cause' it's the last State Halloween Special |
| We'll se you in hell |
| The last State Halloween Special |
| Piss off and farewell! |
| We know that you don't care |
| What we put on the air |
| Cause every TV |
| From sea to sea |
| Is watching whatever's on... |
| ABC! |
| C'est la guerre! |
| It's the State's last Halloween Special |
| And... |
| Who cares? |
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